Pot holders that will do in a pinch!

Hot pots? No problem! POT PINCHERS lobster pot grips are red and ready to protect your hands from the heat. Two pinchers made of heat-resistant silicone.

they’re cut out for action

These stealthy warriors are set to sneak into your kitchen and stage a cookie coup! Cut, bake, decorate…and then watch them disappear! Ninjabread Men are molded from rugged, food-safe ABS plastic. Includes 3 different cookie cutters, packaged in a clear, recycable, peggable giftbox.

Emergency Meal Transport.

Fred’s E.M.T. insulated tote will keep your precious ham sandwich and beer chilled, prepped, and ready to transplant right into your waiting stomach! Note: this bag is actually for keeping liverwurst, not livers! Each bag has a foam-insulated water-proof lining, a mesh interior pouch, and an ‘organ donor’ ID tag.

Dishes with a bit of drama.

Turn a page on that stack of dirty dishes and start a new chapter! Get cleaning with Fred’s Neat & Novel—an exciting edition for this classic chore. New styles now available with our Chapter Two expansion! Each cleverly designed sponge has three hardworking layers to lock in suds and give your dishes a novel shine! Set of three 4″ x 2.2″ x 1″ sponges, packed on a gift-ready, illustrative backer card.

Deathly delicious tea.

Free your spirit with Fred’s Grim Steeper – a hauntingly clever tea infuser that is sure to take your breath away. Simply fill with your favorite loose leaf tea, suspend his mighty scythe on the rim of your mug, and enjoy some soul-soothing sips. Constructed from heat-resistant, BPA-free silicone, it’s microwave and dishwasher safe.

Hang out with a cup of tea.

Take a break from your frantic pace and let SLOW BREW make you the ideal cup of tea. This sweet sloth infuser is made of heat-resistant, BPA-free silicone and hangs patiently inside your mug or cup. Dishwasher and microwave safe.

Mush it up in style.

Get back to the grind with Merry Mushroom! Load in your favorite herbs and spices to pulverize into a fine consistency. This little beauty stands nearly 3″ tall and is suitable for both kitchen counters… and coffee tables. Constructed from durable, food-safe ceramic.

Matryoshkas made to measure.

This set of six dry-measure cups nests neatly just like traditional Russian matryoshkas. They accurately measure 1/4, 1/3, 1/2, 2/3, 3/4 and 1 full cup, and they’re built from heavy-duty, food-safe, long-life engineered plastics. M-Cups are useful, easy to store, and quite charming… so why not doll up YOUR kitchen with a little Russian folklore?

Float one in your cup.

Throw a miniature pool party in your mug with FLOAT-TEA. Simply fill the stainless steel bottom with loose tea, twist on the top, sit back and relax.

Patented design.

Let ‘er rip!

Show that pizza you mean business with our new Pizza Boss 3000, a fun pizza cutter designed to look like a circular saw. It’ll blast thru pepperoni, extra cheese, even those pesky anchovies. It’s built from tough engineering-grade plastics and the laser-etched stainless blade has a removable shield for easy clean-up. A great ‘guy gift.’